~ THE HAPPIEST PLACES ON ERF ~

~ THE HAPPIEST PLACES ON ERF ~

So one of those studies where they analyze the most exuberant countries in the world was just undertaken again. I was not surprised by the results, although I would have liked to see Sweden on the list.

5.) NEW ZEALAND

why: because it is nicknamed "the World's Youngest Country"

it is pretty

it is right next to Australia

there are a lot of slutty ladies there.

4.) AUSTRALIA

why: because all those spawn of British rejects are really quite pleased with themselves!

it is kind of warm

nobody lives in the middle!

it IS Australia

"I'm moving to Australia!"- Alexander

they have great electronic music (i.e. Cut Copy and the Presets)

they are attractive and also tan.

WHY ELSE, SIMON

3.) FINLAND

why: because Finland is awesome?

because they are near Sweden.

I love you Finland, you are our 4th or 5th largest group of readers.

they have Moomin

their government doesn't suck

FORBES WAS TALKING SHIT ON YOU FINLAND

they make good design

IDK what else to say

except that a group of Finns told me I looked like that bitch fromGilmore Girls. thanks!

2.) DENMARK

why:

because it too is close to Sweden!

all the Danes I've met have been really happy, which I think is sweet.

THEIR ROYAL COUPLE IS HOT.

it's easy to start a business in Denmark!

they ride bikes everywhere

and you know, speak English.

I think they owned Greenland at one point. AWESOME.

I kind of wish I owned Greenland....>_>.....<_<

who owns Greenland now?

1.) NORWAY

why: BECAUSE THEY ARE LOADED

and

countries that did not make the list

North Korea

Afghanistan

Mexico

Iran

why the United States did not make the list

we have

the tea party andJuggalos.

things that are coming up for the Useless Critic:

some kind of Oscar pool

another Ursula review!

two interview-things

concert listings

a review of the new Cut Copy album

a review of that new Natalie Portman/Ashton Kutcher film which I may or may not be seeing.

- b-r-i-t-t