Antichrist.

wow. Lars Von Trier, why you keep making movies?

I guess this was a horror film but it felt so ridiculous to me. so over-the-top it was unforgiveable and just unneccessarily gruesome. the guy has issues. William Dafoe was pretty good in this, which surprised me, because I am stupid and just recognize him fromSpiderman. (btw: Peter Parker was laid off! did you know that?)

anyway, the moral of this movie is DO NOT have sex while leaving baby unattended or it will die and you will end up in the woods and chop off your husband's genitals and have him cum blood on your face. sorry for the spoilers, but you know how it is.